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December 19, 2005 column
been a while .... lets see whats new....
we all belong in greenland for starters...... canada aint right anymore man . their too quiet... and nobody notices greenland.... besides..canada is like the kid that sits in class getting picked on ... and then goes crazy , blowing up the school while he's force-gangbanging a nun with his friends on the principles desk... you know? THAT KID..... and we're so fucking worried about iraq..... fuck IRAQ man ... and fuck bush ..."things arent going so perfectly in the war" .... well no shit . (hell im suprised i hear that much of the speach over all the people chanting "bush is a liar") .... oh well... enough about bush's stupid speach ....
ok so on to the good shit ... FURBY IS BACK ..... "yay" .... wtf is with these things? .... world domination in a cute cudly shell .... i swear to christ man theres no way in hell im buying one. and WHO THE HELL NEEDS 30 GIGS FOR THEIR FUCKING SONGS?! am i the only person with a CD player anymore?! fuck I-POD man. but what else is new .... obesity is the most previlant medical problem in america today .... and i wonder why? for every lazy fuck that cant carry a CD case or take the time to change cds , theres a shiny new I-POD FILLED with goody's and a price that keeps the corporate world happy..... fuck that shit
but im done for the day .... later
-Ravyn
P.S.
to settle ALL dispute..... the next president will be a bisexual half jewish , mexican/african/american/british indian hymaphrodite with low self esteem and bladder control problems..... IS EVERYONE HAPPY NOW?! ..... yea ....that , my friend ..... is what it all comes down to ..... 16 years of pissing off authority , 5 years of anarchist protest ... 4 years of litterature, and 2 years being a political columnist....thats it 
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