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October 24, 2005 column
ok so its been a while...... but there are some things that are REALLY pissing me off now .
What the fuck is with telemarketing? something thats been around forever and has probably NEVER worked!
who sits at home going "hmm, i really hope a telemarketer calls so i can have a second mortgage on my house!", Fuck that man.
no one wants to hear from these scandalous fucks... there are like a million different devices out for STOPPING the shit and yet big buisness' think its the "WAY TO GO". NO! take some of your fucking money and pay for a commercial!
greedy bastards..... then theres the fucks that send you a sample magazine in the mail that you didnt order... then 2 weeks later your getting billed for it! what the fuck's that?! like your magazine is soooo good that some1 is going to pay for a magazine they never wanted in the first place! facist fucks just trying to earn an honest buck .... well a buck anyway.. FUCK THEM and fuck ANYONE that supports that shit!
-Ravyn
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October 24, 2005 column
Heres an idea..... when you are driving , DRIVE!!!what the hell gives people the right to decide"hmm, i think i need to do my makeup while im going 70 FUCKING MILES AN HOUR DOWN THE INTERSTATE!!" then they wonder what the hell people are honking about when the car swerves across the lanes of TRAFFIC!.
Im sure everyone is entitled to their mistakes.... but that DOESNT MAKE YOU ENTITLED TO A DRIVERS LICENSE! ... maybe it should be in the drivers manual somewhere: "IF YOUR GONNA DRIVE, GET YOUR BULLSHIT INSECURITIES TAKEN CARE OF AT HOME .... THEN YOU CAN DRIVE!".
I dont know,maybe its just me.... maybe no one else cares that you TOTAL someones brand new car because YOU were late to work and WANTED TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE ON THE WAY!"...What the fuck is that?
Another thing that pisses me off.... GET A HEADSET FOR YOUR FUCKING PHONE, and maybe a phone that allows VOICE ACTIVATED DIALING. No one feels safe in the lane next to you when you have one hand glued to the phone and you use the other to talk with ... hmm PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE GOD DAMNED WHEEL!!!! ... These People deserve to swerve off a fucking bridge.
So, in short, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRIVE.
-Ravyn
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October 22, 2005 column
OK, It has Come to my attention that there are FEW people left on this planet with ANY sense.....
Someone ... and i wont name names, Contacted me and told me that i had Plaguerised have of the last article........ WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!!!! they told me that if i searched as certain phrase on google I would find some of the same phrases from my column in another article. WELL, i spent an hour entertaining this alligation and NOTHIN,I repeat, NOTHING was found.
So.... I would like to make it clear to EVERYONE that none of my articles are stolen , plaguerised, or otherwise dishonest.
What is it with people these days? do they have nothing better to do than to start static? FIND A JOB OR SOMETHING!!! GET A HOBBY.... or,if all else fails, Find a bridge ..sit at the edge ... stab yourself in the THROAT and fall to the ground kicking and screaming and see if ANYONE cares....
LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! "atleast half of your article was plagerised" ..... NOW I'VE STOLEN SOMETHING!!!! yet ....NO ONE CARES!!!.... you dont even know how to spell PLAGUERISED . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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October 21, 2005 column
Goverment . This has to be the most co-dependent trait of mankind in general, how can anyone think to themself "hmm, im sure men 300 years ago were smart enough to decide the needs of the modern age".THINK ABOUT IT!!! have you ever heard anything more ludacris in your life?! In that day and age people hardly made it past age 35, and yet they know whats good for the modern human being?
Oh, and dont get me wrong , im sure that the people in todays world can't decide for themselves either. yea, thats right, i said YOU! you sit around doing absolutely nothing but filling your head with nonsense theories on how the world can become peaceful. yet when a brother, sister, girlfriend or ...etc is harmed, you're charles manson with terets....
so no .... nobody has any clue whats right , or wrong for the world. but i can guarantee that if it was put into progress by a potitician , executive , or otherwise stuck-up polically influenced dick-head .... then its wrong.
duck and cover people, no one gives a shit.
- Ravyn
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